Once upon a time in a far away land lived the great John Doe. John Doe was # years young at the time it became a Developer. Originating from the land of The Iron Yard, John Doe got bored real fast with the selection of cold beverages and packed up the family truckster and moved to Springfield where John Doe discovered duff beer. All was well until John Doe had a run in with wet towels. The end.
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